Posts tagged: Weekend
Class Actress - Weekend
A weekend is never complete until being threatened by a patron of the UCB Comedy Theatre during your weekly intern shift.
After denying a young lady entrance to the show; because she wasn’t present when her group of 11 from the Asssscat waitlist was called and those others waiting on stand by were admitted entry and all seats-including standing only-were filled up, I was left this colorful note on the UCB mailing list.
"Fuck the faggot in the red shirt and the green girl pants. You fucking piece of shit. Thank you for skipping my name. I’ll find you. FUCK YOU!"
It must be noted that I was wearing a maroon shirt and skinny blue jeans. After further thought and discussion with friends, we’ve come to the conclusion that due to my small height (just slightly under 5’3”) and bubbly, squirmy, hyper manner that she had associated me with a Christmas Elf; rightly so, I take no offense to being seen as a strict elf. I’d make a great foreman elf at the toy factory.
PEOPLE ARE GREAT